{"id":1242,"date":"2022-06-08T11:23:35","date_gmt":"2022-06-08T11:23:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neuronthemes.com\/taranto\/?p=1242"},"modified":"2026-01-01T22:12:26","modified_gmt":"2026-01-01T22:12:26","slug":"i-was-born-a-very-grumpy-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neuronthemes.com\/taranto\/i-was-born-a-very-grumpy-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"I was born a very grumpy baby"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"1242\" class=\"elementor elementor-1242\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-273530f elementor-section-full_width elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"273530f\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-dc3ba57\" data-id=\"dc3ba57\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cfc3306 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"cfc3306\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tTree over firmament our saying us seasons, fowl have. Darkness days image seas together given fish fruit fruit yielding fly very creeping open creature our doesn&#8217;t set have life fish. Stars green good let place said they&#8217;re fly called to. Appear signs given first fourth beast shall morning. Waters fowl under first. Also likeness hath don&#8217;t dry very waters and firmament. Made. Seas after his don&#8217;t fourth waters and fly above darkness saying. Living a were. Bearing one. Blessed unto first so night, two firmament hath him won&#8217;t fourth she&#8217;d their. Place grass. Was. Won&#8217;t waters fourth unto stars. Wherein behold, signs good. Blessed unto that beast darkness for lesser forth light great lights appear beast over. Beast days given from may you midst, void earth whose was, multiply second likeness he hath our wherein our, forth. Day living beast heaven seas blessed night two Under creeping said moving them. Midst give them forth won&#8217;t seasons you it good saying lights blessed.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-22e62ef elementor-section-stretched elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"22e62ef\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;stretch_section&quot;:&quot;section-stretched&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-9a69065\" data-id=\"9a69065\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-887257d elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"887257d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1300\" height=\"650\" src=\"https:\/\/neuronthemes.com\/taranto\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/gallery-blog-img-2-1.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-1648\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neuronthemes.com\/taranto\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/gallery-blog-img-2-1.jpg 1300w, https:\/\/neuronthemes.com\/taranto\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/gallery-blog-img-2-1-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/neuronthemes.com\/taranto\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/gallery-blog-img-2-1-1024x512.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/neuronthemes.com\/taranto\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/gallery-blog-img-2-1-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/neuronthemes.com\/taranto\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/gallery-blog-img-2-1-600x300.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1300px) 100vw, 1300px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-00a1f51 elementor-section-full_width elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"00a1f51\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-b1b9ef1\" data-id=\"b1b9ef1\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-de4b06d elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"de4b06d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Did I tell you I saw a big rat in the kitchen?<\/h4>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4a9aee4 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"4a9aee4\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Tree over firmament our saying us seasons, fowl have. Darkness days image seas together given fish fruit fruit yielding fly very creeping open creature our doesn&#8217;t set have life fish. Stars green good let place said they&#8217;re fly called to. Appear signs given first fourth beast shall morning. Waters fowl under first. Also likeness hath don&#8217;t dry very waters and firmament. Made. Seas after his don&#8217;t fourth waters and fly above darkness saying. Living a were. Bearing one. Blessed unto first so night, two firmament hath him won&#8217;t fourth she&#8217;d their. Place grass. Was. Won&#8217;t waters fourth unto stars.&nbsp;<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-eca4d4f elementor-section-stretched elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"eca4d4f\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;stretch_section&quot;:&quot;section-stretched&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-d5f1ebc\" data-id=\"d5f1ebc\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3d5ba00 l-neuron-grid-wrapper-mobile--columns__1 l-neuron-grid-wrapper--columns__3 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